SEXING UP KBC

The first episode of KBC went on air today and i would say its not bad actually not bad at all, Shahrukh khan has it all wrapped up in his charisma and his metrosexual jittery-titteries !! His own blog says it all i mean heres a web savvy host and a snippet Shahrukh Khan was the first person in mumbai to own an internet connection at home!! picked this up from one of his interviews.
The most hilarious thing was his act of giving nicknames to the contestants So some venkatesh puttu became venky and a gugguli became guggi !! He was really pissed off him i guess cause he said he didnt like films or filmstars and then he pops out the name of George Clooney , sure a looney little contestant by the way what the fu%^ was stars selection team thinking of while taking in this hominid deprived of all entertainment in his life !! who the hell doesnt know that a red coin in the game of carrom is called a queen !! he was calling it a king !! hmmmm i think its part of an ad gimmick. What he was really trying to do was advertising his skill in gender change operations, someone give bobby darling his name please and yes whatever you wanna pronounce it please dont denounce it as GUGGI !!

I think i would see a couple of more episodes of this new avataar of KBC for amitabh bachans sake and maybe if I find it good enough ill continue fer the metrosexuals sake i meant shahrukh btw. so ciao and yes please dont give nicknames to people who dont understand what you are really doing poor little venky i mean Venkatesh Putty ;-)

iPhone #3

iPhone #2

iPhone #1

iPhone

if you were asked what is your greatest fantasy i would right now say winning an iphone today !!

Splinter Cell - The Name of the Game

cooooool game !!!!
and a great song too !!

Boston Dynamics BigDog Robot - the Army mule

If you think all robots are cute look at this piece of hardware !!

Leo Laporte hates the Zune!

For all those Zuners Take this !!

This is one more reason to keep dropping here

Witness my geeky side !!
Hey guys witness the birth of a new generation of music right here on homeless you will see a series of videos on reactable , dont wait for me to describe it click on play and be ready to be blown away !! OMFG this is just like minority report (ps if you dont know what that is try spelling ou suicide in front of the mirror.) lol just joking

Illusion


We don’t have the power of foresight says the bond. The bond within us and the bond around us, the bond which restricts our thoughts. We can say we know something only when we have an external source of reassurance. That is precisely the point of origin of this write-up. Come delve into this thought.
We can all describe the location of an element if we know the origin of system wherein the element is embedded. Here dimensions play an almost undeniable role of confusing us. Remember ‘almost’ and ‘confusing’. Almost because we may consider dimensionless entities too. Confusing because dimension may be implicit or explicit (implicit means depending on some other factor and explicit means independently valid).
Now to the point we come back (that’s so yoda!!) Consider the following situation –


The element does not exist and still we try to locate it in the system containing infinite explicit dimensions supporting exponentially increasing implicit dimensions.
Or (any one)

The element doe not exist and still we try to locate it in the system containing infinite implicit dimensions and just one explicit function that is the presence of that element.

Now,

Would you consider the system to be real if the object doesn’t/cant/will not and /or the implicit dimension will be present??

The answer is simple. The answer is the element we are trying to locate. It is present although it cannot and if you understand the core of Boolean please ignore the prefetch of knowledge in your brain.

Thing is that its all in the head and if the head is real everything else is. If you think you can comprehend and emulate the above thought please try to think of another example! Come on exemplify!!


p.s. Do you think you can locate anything if you know that the origin doesn’t exist? If everything else is relative to this point the space is just an “illusion”.

Sadness

A day comes when you want to hide,

Your nightmares come, and they come strong,

Your heart clambers and puzzled runs,

And all you wish is that this moment lied.

You cry and cry but tears are sad too,

They don’t come out for the fear of being true,

Your eyes don’t believe the visual brew,

But your heart knows this

A part of you has died.

Your feet give up now cemented well,

Your creative thought on death now dwell,

The rings that guarded the deeds you did

Now lost in time, when the time was swell.

As your body weeps you try to hide,

You know

A part of you has died.

Your life now moves away unsmeared,

Of the grief that besieges your wilting soul,

Your core , of emotion hard and grim,

Now must in the ocean of sadness swim

Your life now walks away to something else its tied.

You know

A part of you has died.

Logic now embarrassed again rewinds,

As I tread my brutal thought, like mines,

Your luck now fleeting and febrile.

My heart will weep when I see these lines.

You know

A part of you has died.

Be The Change You Wa

Be The Change You Want To See In The World
- M K Gandhi

If you cant be it try to outsource !!

Scroll everyday to the end of the blog to see a new cartoon about the intrnet/blog
Enjoy !!!!!!!!!!

And........

And pain to see,
And pain to feel,
And pain ill get
tommorrow.
And so many things
We blindly follow
And all we get is
sorrow.

And guilt we prize
And guilt we yearn
And guilt we beg
and borrow.
And cuts we get
And bleed we do
And bleed from our hearts
and marrow.

And bitterness we dwell on
And bitterness we share
And everything in silence
we swallow.
And unto others we preach
And to others we teach
And none that we preach
we follow.


And so easy to prod
And so flattering to laud
And yet difficult to see beyond
the halo.
And as darker it gets
And as the person forgets
For his promises are weak
and hollow.

And the storm you see
And its not only for thee
And if you differ the oceans are
shallow.
And a smaller being
Though largely unseen
Making its nest remote like
And thats more human, yet being
a sparrow.

You need not compress
Under force , duress
The magnanimity alone
Doesnt suffice the throne.
And life's major gallow
Would have always won
And god would have neglected
Not all, but none

And you'd never see
What i'd like us to be...

And yet, And yet......

-Apurv Rai

I have been contacted by cadbury india ltd and they told told me that this freakin piece of chocolate is fit fer consumption they say that this chocolate s some thin fuc#$%^ heat etc etc but i dont care i will be testing it and consumer courts the wy i am thinking i should go to so as of now cadbury says its not fungus but my heart still says no it might as well be any ways i am not gonna believe that this is not a manufacturing defect !! so my friends please help me win against this giant company send this page/ its news to as many as possible !!

May the force be with Us!!

This is a real incident which happened a couple of days ago in a suburb of mumbai named kalyan. I purchased a pack of cadbury's perk home pack which contains 6 bars i opened one of them and was going to take bite when i saw some thing white on the chocolate first i thought it might be a new flavour of perk but this 17 year old junior scientist's (i won gold medal in homi bhabha junior scientist competition ) brain thought otherwise and forced him to take a closer look which totally shocked him as on the chocolate was an entire colony of fungii (if you didnt know what that creepy thing in the pictures is!!). i have contacted the indian express group and cadbury and have already lodged a police complaint . lets wait and see what happens.
Ill keep you posted !!! And yes this doesnt mean youd stop eating choclates coz i still will eat my sahre of fresh unadulterated or non-alive chocolate lol!!!!!

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ITALY WINS WORLD CUP FINAL
Why the hell these defenders have to spoil the party fer the strikers, what say huh?
Zidane+penalty kick=Goal!! need I say more?
AZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIII....................

Italy win the 2006 Football World Cup in what can be called a clincher of a shootout.
The match started with a big scare ,collision between Thiery Henry and Cannavaro and within seconds of it France got a penalty kick which is a different stor alltogether!

Then matterazzi's brilliantly headed past Barthez to define the scoreline that was to be in regular time, then a drought of goals there were close calls but all were blank calls lol.

The shootouts were action packed and all of the Italians fired on target ,well even the french players sans tre..... whatever that sob is pronounced or spelled as said by Mrs.Kher in HUM TUM" zabaan hi tedi kar deti hai"

All around a very good excuse to reach the classes late in the morning expires tomorrow , Damn they have so many stadiums I'd like to see the world cup in only one ground yeah thats more feasible in INDIA.
Cooperage !!!!!!!!! I'd like ta see the world famous coaches sitting on those dilapilated benches lol!!

Head fer the Optickarma

superman getting a sound hearing from director when he tried to adjust the uncomfertable suit you-know-where
I Went I saw I gave it a B+

Superman returns very good results to my theory which its film-makers were testing no picture other than Return Of The Jedi of the STAR WARS league is worth the price you pay at the movie theaters
Frankly speaking the film has very little of the [super{ super ( superman ) }] should have done , and why do these hypocrite ( read superheroes) dont go the omnipresent noble prize winners or is that they know or even further recognise the " pulitzer "
Well i can only say that superman returns is as good as 2 hours spent in a spanish library when even english seems to be problem { you ' super ' writers please collaborate with sci-fi colleagues your pictures need to have more than just 'nostalgia' !
And by the way did anyone notice the planes nose was hollow man what do they take when i am sent in front of the temperatures they face my nose is as full as a bottle of jam newly opened !!!
I would have simply loved it ,had the fuselage of the airplanes had woung around superman {read during the shooting}Oh I am not being sick every one loves a disaster movie ,remember TITANIC !! oh sorry its a marvellous love story but was not intended to be . Was it director SAAAAAAB !! lol

The Dumbest town Metroplis

I was just scrambling through the chanels during a break in the brazil vs FRANCE match when a very bold icon of india, a female said superman is great as he doesn't wear a mask! I ignored it at the first instance but later gave it a little thought what i think is that metopolis where superman is supposed to be living is the dumbest city ever concieved by humankind if they cant recognise clark kent with this handsome body and face as superman they cant distinguish between butter and cheese either ( if you just said butter and chese whats the bloody difference please , this article is not fer you) ahem yes so people at smallville well small brains = smallville population but metropolis they have to be smarter than this !!

and by the way ronaldinho had a grumbling stomach throughout the worldcup , well atleast thats what i think fer his bad sorry outrageously stinking misonomer of a performance !!