I have been contacted by cadbury india ltd and they told told me that this freakin piece of chocolate is fit fer consumption they say that this chocolate s some thin fuc#$%^ heat etc etc but i dont care i will be testing it and consumer courts the wy i am thinking i should go to so as of now cadbury says its not fungus but my heart still says no it might as well be any ways i am not gonna believe that this is not a manufacturing defect !! so my friends please help me win against this giant company send this page/ its news to as many as possible !!

May the force be with Us!!

This is a real incident which happened a couple of days ago in a suburb of mumbai named kalyan. I purchased a pack of cadbury's perk home pack which contains 6 bars i opened one of them and was going to take bite when i saw some thing white on the chocolate first i thought it might be a new flavour of perk but this 17 year old junior scientist's (i won gold medal in homi bhabha junior scientist competition ) brain thought otherwise and forced him to take a closer look which totally shocked him as on the chocolate was an entire colony of fungii (if you didnt know what that creepy thing in the pictures is!!). i have contacted the indian express group and cadbury and have already lodged a police complaint . lets wait and see what happens.
Ill keep you posted !!! And yes this doesnt mean youd stop eating choclates coz i still will eat my sahre of fresh unadulterated or non-alive chocolate lol!!!!!

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ITALY WINS WORLD CUP FINAL
Why the hell these defenders have to spoil the party fer the strikers, what say huh?
Zidane+penalty kick=Goal!! need I say more?
AZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIII....................

Italy win the 2006 Football World Cup in what can be called a clincher of a shootout.
The match started with a big scare ,collision between Thiery Henry and Cannavaro and within seconds of it France got a penalty kick which is a different stor alltogether!

Then matterazzi's brilliantly headed past Barthez to define the scoreline that was to be in regular time, then a drought of goals there were close calls but all were blank calls lol.

The shootouts were action packed and all of the Italians fired on target ,well even the french players sans tre..... whatever that sob is pronounced or spelled as said by Mrs.Kher in HUM TUM" zabaan hi tedi kar deti hai"

All around a very good excuse to reach the classes late in the morning expires tomorrow , Damn they have so many stadiums I'd like to see the world cup in only one ground yeah thats more feasible in INDIA.
Cooperage !!!!!!!!! I'd like ta see the world famous coaches sitting on those dilapilated benches lol!!

Head fer the Optickarma

superman getting a sound hearing from director when he tried to adjust the uncomfertable suit you-know-where
I Went I saw I gave it a B+

Superman returns very good results to my theory which its film-makers were testing no picture other than Return Of The Jedi of the STAR WARS league is worth the price you pay at the movie theaters
Frankly speaking the film has very little of the [super{ super ( superman ) }] should have done , and why do these hypocrite ( read superheroes) dont go the omnipresent noble prize winners or is that they know or even further recognise the " pulitzer "
Well i can only say that superman returns is as good as 2 hours spent in a spanish library when even english seems to be problem { you ' super ' writers please collaborate with sci-fi colleagues your pictures need to have more than just 'nostalgia' !
And by the way did anyone notice the planes nose was hollow man what do they take when i am sent in front of the temperatures they face my nose is as full as a bottle of jam newly opened !!!
I would have simply loved it ,had the fuselage of the airplanes had woung around superman {read during the shooting}Oh I am not being sick every one loves a disaster movie ,remember TITANIC !! oh sorry its a marvellous love story but was not intended to be . Was it director SAAAAAAB !! lol

The Dumbest town Metroplis

I was just scrambling through the chanels during a break in the brazil vs FRANCE match when a very bold icon of india, a female said superman is great as he doesn't wear a mask! I ignored it at the first instance but later gave it a little thought what i think is that metopolis where superman is supposed to be living is the dumbest city ever concieved by humankind if they cant recognise clark kent with this handsome body and face as superman they cant distinguish between butter and cheese either ( if you just said butter and chese whats the bloody difference please , this article is not fer you) ahem yes so people at smallville well small brains = smallville population but metropolis they have to be smarter than this !!

and by the way ronaldinho had a grumbling stomach throughout the worldcup , well atleast thats what i think fer his bad sorry outrageously stinking misonomer of a performance !!

Hi this is apurvrdx and i am proud to announce the birth of a new "e-star" well fer the starters hes my boss at english songs and i may say english on the "hole" lol but do visit his blog at www.gyanified.blogspot.com so go pay homage to this upcoming star and may be if he's gratefull enough ill be a member of his blog some day :-) !!!

WE live in constant hope !!

I Think

I Think……

I seldom dream of mountains green     
     Of oceans green and azure.
I seldom think of riches untold
     And great prizes I wish to uphold.


I think of things few others do,
     And do that in a pleasant way,
For my mind is free and very fresh
     & practicality never had its sway!


My thoughts go play in clouds all grey,
     But argue like quick silver.
And don’t retire for heaven spire
     Till they have done their best!


I think of things without shapes
     So that they come to life.
I like to see them bubbling through
     And towards reality dive!


I think of things non-existant,
     So things you mustn’t call them!
I think of ones not born yet
     But in my pen do breathe.


I think not of all things good and wise,
     The darker thoughts do spawn.
But I chuck them out with delight
     Before you can yawn!


I think of what tomorrow holds for me
     But clearly I cannot see.
I think I think of too many things
     But without them I may not be!!!

And still I Think ……


  

Points of Authority ~ Area 51

My own music video made by capturing in game footage from the game Area 51

SO if you want ta own it just click here Download and yes make sure none of your friends miss out on this as it will be a pity to let such a video go un noticed ! Forward the link to this page to every one you know.

And as a token of appreciation please also dwld firefox from the site i.e. if you like the video of course .well that’s all and keep visiting my site regularly and do click on the ads .

Signing off Darth Morpheus

credits:

game cam software

area 51 game makers

me :-)

Well get your mouths shut technophiles this the best and i mean it the best a gamer can deserve well if this doesnt get the gamer in you waling a war cry and getting those guns in the groove then get your self checked up by apurvrdx lol !! just the image of this monster stirrs the gamer in you go here to satiate the tech spec hungryness click here
Happy drooling readers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys if you cant figure out the no of differences its 2, 3 or 4 now i cant be more generous than this
you just have to align the vertical coloumns horizontally to make a sentence

just find the key and search on the search bar and maybe the the hawain word for fast will help sayonara!!!

A code you must break if you want to know a truth about me!

As the Da vinci Code's screening comes near Here's a code for
all of you to break, the secret ( atleast to my friends )
would be as great a shock as given by the book !

I m publishing a moded photo previously published on
optickarma you have to find the number of differrences
and take that value as a now take this verbal eqution:

tan ( sin inverse of root [1 by a] )= b = c divided by 8

here c is the key to the caesars square given below:


c h f & s e
b y l b y c
u q c y c n
p a y l m u
y c h h h !
u l x u c !

( arrange in 6 x 6 grid )
( the number of letters in the words [total 9 ] 1,4,1,9,1,3,4,2,6)

{c is a single digit,the * represents a word break but are not a part of the
caesar's square, the vert = horz it may help to form the sentence, the
symbols are not to be changed }

the first friend to decode will get a nasty shock and he'll
be scratching to tell this to others !

lets give another hint to you about the nature of the secret
" it happened online " " its related to me and another
entity " " you 'll be thrilled "

If you are searching for the right key words from my
search bar ie on my site you'll have very little
difficulties !

Resurrection

How many times have you started a venture with immense gusto and then somewhere amid the gulag of excitement and adrenaline forgot the very essence of the work. I don’t want an answer but it’s what just happened to homeless it was supposed to be the home of my creativity put forward as words allying to make sentences which may purport their meaning as verse or may not. But now I say that its time for some resurrection though not demonic ;-) a complete transformation is in the pipeline. Let’s wait for the change that would culminate into a better site . amen !

Hey 3 new photoshop creations are up on optickarma.com so go on to
click here
if you like it as a token of appreciation dowld firefox from the site!

Play the Date Game on Google Calendar. As for the viewers who dont have a gmail account you may as well go fishing ;-). But jokes apart my favorite brand is going great guns and expanding and its also giving me free samples to savour before most of the people i know so they sure know brand building i'd say . so all those with a gmail account just click on the picture or here and go to technorati to find out more . Chao!

Education in India

Education in India
Losing Cause & Effect

“Dronacharya asked arjun, “what do you see in your path of attaining success?” he said, “I can see the reservations for my servants, who now roam about in Mercedes wearing Versace and rocky s”. I do not understand my son what is the problem ill get you a call from mantralaya maybe you’ll have better prospects! “No my master my thou canst defy the system’s defect thy prodigy shall be ruined by the
MANDAL EFFECT !!!    
     
     Mahabharata 2 ? no it is the paradox that rules India where education is mere pawn in the hands of the powerful few, where a mocking bird dies of humiliation and shame is exiled for being indecent in character. The same place where bread can be eaten with blood if it give you better chance to survive in the jungle for the rule of the jungle is live to kill or be killed for living !
     
     And in such environment if one has to fight against superhuman entities that have  reserved quotas because they had to face atrocities in the last millennia then it’s a condition worst than that of a bacterium that has to oxidize shit to survive in this bad mad world.

     I also listen to those who try to justify it, they are the ones who accept cash under the table to give admissions for the seats reserved in the backward classes. The present condition is that barring select few elite institutions the government is unable fill up the existing quota of the so called deprived classes. Then they play the political gimmick of increasing the quota and justify it saying the upliftment of these classes of society is the part of the objectives of the Constitution of India.

     By my personal experience I say today the reservations should be done away with along with the need of identifying ones caste so that everyone has a level playground rather than giving the mediocre and below average a platform to rule over the rest by virtue of their birth. India needs o get out of the Mandal effect !

1000 hits !
3 raised to 1000 cheers to my viewers !

Take a look at my new blog !
Its only for photos !!
OpticKarma !!!
You can enlarge a photograph by clicking on the photo in firefox and if you do not have firefox download it from the same site free of cost!!!!

Hey everyone just found a new thing while you are on my site type in apurvrdx in the search bar and see the results then see your name and feel the difference the other name to try is avrosh go ahead and enjoy!

I AM BACK

Hey everyone this is me apurvrdx aka apurv rai aka unowaat etc .....
so now you'd have quicker updates and better interaction with the legend killer (thats me, associate me with any legend and its as good as dead ) so keep your eyes open even when you sleep.A post that deals with the online behaviour of some people i know is in the pipeline but on the other end and its going to be a short while short because i m on b r o a d b a n d. So watch your backs ! Is there a chhavaesque creature lurking anywhere? BYE !!!!!!!!!!!!!