This place is the only home to my exceptional thoughts, where they shine in glory without the fear of plagiarism.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Boston Dynamics BigDog Robot - the Army mule

If you think all robots are cute look at this piece of hardware !!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Leo Laporte hates the Zune!

For all those Zuners Take this !!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

This is one more reason to keep dropping here

Witness my geeky side !!
Hey guys witness the birth of a new generation of music right here on homeless you will see a series of videos on reactable , dont wait for me to describe it click on play and be ready to be blown away !! OMFG this is just like minority report (ps if you dont know what that is try spelling ou suicide in front of the mirror.) lol just joking

Monday, November 27, 2006

Illusion


We don’t have the power of foresight says the bond. The bond within us and the bond around us, the bond which restricts our thoughts. We can say we know something only when we have an external source of reassurance. That is precisely the point of origin of this write-up. Come delve into this thought.
We can all describe the location of an element if we know the origin of system wherein the element is embedded. Here dimensions play an almost undeniable role of confusing us. Remember ‘almost’ and ‘confusing’. Almost because we may consider dimensionless entities too. Confusing because dimension may be implicit or explicit (implicit means depending on some other factor and explicit means independently valid).
Now to the point we come back (that’s so yoda!!) Consider the following situation –


The element does not exist and still we try to locate it in the system containing infinite explicit dimensions supporting exponentially increasing implicit dimensions.
Or (any one)

The element doe not exist and still we try to locate it in the system containing infinite implicit dimensions and just one explicit function that is the presence of that element.

Now,

Would you consider the system to be real if the object doesn’t/cant/will not and /or the implicit dimension will be present??

The answer is simple. The answer is the element we are trying to locate. It is present although it cannot and if you understand the core of Boolean please ignore the prefetch of knowledge in your brain.

Thing is that its all in the head and if the head is real everything else is. If you think you can comprehend and emulate the above thought please try to think of another example! Come on exemplify!!


p.s. Do you think you can locate anything if you know that the origin doesn’t exist? If everything else is relative to this point the space is just an “illusion”.

Sunday, November 19, 2006




















Sadness

A day comes when you want to hide,

Your nightmares come, and they come strong,

Your heart clambers and puzzled runs,

And all you wish is that this moment lied.



You cry and cry but tears are sad too,

They don’t come out for the fear of being true,

Your eyes don’t believe the visual brew,

But your heart knows this

A part of you has died.





Your feet give up now cemented well,

Your creative thought on death now dwell,

The rings that guarded the deeds you did

Now lost in time, when the time was swell.

As your body weeps you try to hide,

You know

A part of you has died.

Your life now moves away unsmeared,

Of the grief that besieges your wilting soul,

Your core , of emotion hard and grim,

Now must in the ocean of sadness swim

Your life now walks away to something else its tied.

You know

A part of you has died.



Logic now embarrassed again rewinds,

As I tread my brutal thought, like mines,

Your luck now fleeting and febrile.

My heart will weep when I see these lines.

You know

A part of you has died.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Be The Change You Wa

Be The Change You Want To See In The World
- M K Gandhi

If you cant be it try to outsource !!

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Scroll everyday to the end of the blog to see a new cartoon about the intrnet/blog
Enjoy !!!!!!!!!!

And........

And pain to see,
And pain to feel,
And pain ill get
tommorrow.
And so many things
We blindly follow
And all we get is
sorrow.

And guilt we prize
And guilt we yearn
And guilt we beg
and borrow.
And cuts we get
And bleed we do
And bleed from our hearts
and marrow.

And bitterness we dwell on
And bitterness we share
And everything in silence
we swallow.
And unto others we preach
And to others we teach
And none that we preach
we follow.


And so easy to prod
And so flattering to laud
And yet difficult to see beyond
the halo.
And as darker it gets
And as the person forgets
For his promises are weak
and hollow.

And the storm you see
And its not only for thee
And if you differ the oceans are
shallow.
And a smaller being
Though largely unseen
Making its nest remote like
And thats more human, yet being
a sparrow.

You need not compress
Under force , duress
The magnanimity alone
Doesnt suffice the throne.
And life's major gallow
Would have always won
And god would have neglected
Not all, but none

And you'd never see
What i'd like us to be...

And yet, And yet......

-Apurv Rai

Thursday, August 24, 2006

I have been contacted by cadbury india ltd and they told told me that this freakin piece of chocolate is fit fer consumption they say that this chocolate s some thin fuc#$%^ heat etc etc but i dont care i will be testing it and consumer courts the wy i am thinking i should go to so as of now cadbury says its not fungus but my heart still says no it might as well be any ways i am not gonna believe that this is not a manufacturing defect !! so my friends please help me win against this giant company send this page/ its news to as many as possible !!

May the force be with Us!!

Monday, August 21, 2006







This is a real incident which happened a couple of days ago in a suburb of mumbai named kalyan. I purchased a pack of cadbury's perk home pack which contains 6 bars i opened one of them and was going to take bite when i saw some thing white on the chocolate first i thought it might be a new flavour of perk but this 17 year old junior scientist's (i won gold medal in homi bhabha junior scientist competition ) brain thought otherwise and forced him to take a closer look which totally shocked him as on the chocolate was an entire colony of fungii (if you didnt know what that creepy thing in the pictures is!!). i have contacted the indian express group and cadbury and have already lodged a police complaint . lets wait and see what happens.
Ill keep you posted !!! And yes this doesnt mean youd stop eating choclates coz i still will eat my sahre of fresh unadulterated or non-alive chocolate lol!!!!!

and yes to fund this battle against cadbury do click on the ads !!!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

New short story on my other blog click here
rate it and tell me how is it

Monday, July 10, 2006

ITALY WINS WORLD CUP FINAL
Why the hell these defenders have to spoil the party fer the strikers, what say huh?
Zidane+penalty kick=Goal!! need I say more?
AZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIII....................


Italy win the 2006 Football World Cup in what can be called a clincher of a shootout.
The match started with a big scare ,collision between Thiery Henry and Cannavaro and within seconds of it France got a penalty kick which is a different stor alltogether!

Then matterazzi's brilliantly headed past Barthez to define the scoreline that was to be in regular time, then a drought of goals there were close calls but all were blank calls lol.

The shootouts were action packed and all of the Italians fired on target ,well even the french players sans tre..... whatever that sob is pronounced or spelled as said by Mrs.Kher in HUM TUM" zabaan hi tedi kar deti hai"

All around a very good excuse to reach the classes late in the morning expires tomorrow , Damn they have so many stadiums I'd like to see the world cup in only one ground yeah thats more feasible in INDIA.
Cooperage !!!!!!!!! I'd like ta see the world famous coaches sitting on those dilapilated benches lol!!

Head fer the Optickarma

Saturday, July 08, 2006

superman getting a sound hearing from director when he tried to adjust the uncomfertable suit you-know-where
I Went I saw I gave it a B+

Superman returns very good results to my theory which its film-makers were testing no picture other than Return Of The Jedi of the STAR WARS league is worth the price you pay at the movie theaters
Frankly speaking the film has very little of the [super{ super ( superman ) }] should have done , and why do these hypocrite ( read superheroes) dont go the omnipresent noble prize winners or is that they know or even further recognise the " pulitzer "
Well i can only say that superman returns is as good as 2 hours spent in a spanish library when even english seems to be problem { you ' super ' writers please collaborate with sci-fi colleagues your pictures need to have more than just 'nostalgia' !
And by the way did anyone notice the planes nose was hollow man what do they take when i am sent in front of the temperatures they face my nose is as full as a bottle of jam newly opened !!!
I would have simply loved it ,had the fuselage of the airplanes had woung around superman {read during the shooting}Oh I am not being sick every one loves a disaster movie ,remember TITANIC !! oh sorry its a marvellous love story but was not intended to be . Was it director SAAAAAAB !! lol

Sunday, July 02, 2006

The Dumbest town Metroplis

I was just scrambling through the chanels during a break in the brazil vs FRANCE match when a very bold icon of india, a female said superman is great as he doesn't wear a mask! I ignored it at the first instance but later gave it a little thought what i think is that metopolis where superman is supposed to be living is the dumbest city ever concieved by humankind if they cant recognise clark kent with this handsome body and face as superman they cant distinguish between butter and cheese either ( if you just said butter and chese whats the bloody difference please , this article is not fer you) ahem yes so people at smallville well small brains = smallville population but metropolis they have to be smarter than this !!

and by the way ronaldinho had a grumbling stomach throughout the worldcup , well atleast thats what i think fer his bad sorry outrageously stinking misonomer of a performance !!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Hi this is apurvrdx and i am proud to announce the birth of a new "e-star" well fer the starters hes my boss at english songs and i may say english on the "hole" lol but do visit his blog at www.gyanified.blogspot.com so go pay homage to this upcoming star and may be if he's gratefull enough ill be a member of his blog some day :-) !!!



WE live in constant hope !!

Friday, May 26, 2006

I Think

I Think……

I seldom dream of mountains green     
     Of oceans green and azure.
I seldom think of riches untold
     And great prizes I wish to uphold.


I think of things few others do,
     And do that in a pleasant way,
For my mind is free and very fresh
     & practicality never had its sway!


My thoughts go play in clouds all grey,
     But argue like quick silver.
And don’t retire for heaven spire
     Till they have done their best!


I think of things without shapes
     So that they come to life.
I like to see them bubbling through
     And towards reality dive!


I think of things non-existant,
     So things you mustn’t call them!
I think of ones not born yet
     But in my pen do breathe.


I think not of all things good and wise,
     The darker thoughts do spawn.
But I chuck them out with delight
     Before you can yawn!


I think of what tomorrow holds for me
     But clearly I cannot see.
I think I think of too many things
     But without them I may not be!!!

And still I Think ……


  

Wednesday, May 17, 2006


Points of Authority ~ Area 51

My own music video made by capturing in game footage from the game Area 51

SO if you want ta own it just click here Download and yes make sure none of your friends miss out on this as it will be a pity to let such a video go un noticed ! Forward the link to this page to every one you know.

And as a token of appreciation please also dwld firefox from the site i.e. if you like the video of course .well that’s all and keep visiting my site regularly and do click on the ads .

Signing off Darth Morpheus


credits:

game cam software

area 51 game makers

me :-)


Monday, May 08, 2006




Well get your mouths shut technophiles this the best and i mean it the best a gamer can deserve well if this doesnt get the gamer in you waling a war cry and getting those guns in the groove then get your self checked up by apurvrdx lol !! just the image of this monster stirrs the gamer in you go here to satiate the tech spec hungryness click here
Happy drooling readers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Hey guys if you cant figure out the no of differences its 2, 3 or 4 now i cant be more generous than this
you just have to align the vertical coloumns horizontally to make a sentence

just find the key and search on the search bar and maybe the the hawain word for fast will help sayonara!!!

Sunday, April 30, 2006


A code you must break if you want to know a truth about me!

As the Da vinci Code's screening comes near Here's a code for
all of you to break, the secret ( atleast to my friends )
would be as great a shock as given by the book !

I m publishing a moded photo previously published on
optickarma you have to find the number of differrences
and take that value as a now take this verbal eqution:

tan ( sin inverse of root [1 by a] )= b = c divided by 8

here c is the key to the caesars square given below:


c h f & s e
b y l b y c
u q c y c n
p a y l m u
y c h h h !
u l x u c !

( arrange in 6 x 6 grid )
( the number of letters in the words [total 9 ] 1,4,1,9,1,3,4,2,6)

{c is a single digit,the * represents a word break but are not a part of the
caesar's square, the vert = horz it may help to form the sentence, the
symbols are not to be changed }

the first friend to decode will get a nasty shock and he'll
be scratching to tell this to others !

lets give another hint to you about the nature of the secret
" it happened online " " its related to me and another
entity " " you 'll be thrilled "

If you are searching for the right key words from my
search bar ie on my site you'll have very little
difficulties !

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Resurrection

How many times have you started a venture with immense gusto and then somewhere amid the gulag of excitement and adrenaline forgot the very essence of the work. I don’t want an answer but it’s what just happened to homeless it was supposed to be the home of my creativity put forward as words allying to make sentences which may purport their meaning as verse or may not. But now I say that its time for some resurrection though not demonic ;-) a complete transformation is in the pipeline. Let’s wait for the change that would culminate into a better site . amen !

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Hey 3 new photoshop creations are up on optickarma.com so go on to
click here
if you like it as a token of appreciation dowld firefox from the site!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Play the Date Game on Google Calendar. As for the viewers who dont have a gmail account you may as well go fishing ;-). But jokes apart my favorite brand is going great guns and expanding and its also giving me free samples to savour before most of the people i know so they sure know brand building i'd say . so all those with a gmail account just click on the picture or here and go to technorati to find out more . Chao!

Education in India

Education in India
Losing Cause & Effect

Dronacharya asked arjun, what do you see in your path of attaining success?he said, I can see the reservations for my servants, who now roam about in Mercedes wearing Versace and rocky s”. I do not understand my son what is the problem ill get you a call from mantralaya maybe youll have better prospects! No my master my thou canst defy the systems defect thy prodigy shall be ruined by the
MANDAL EFFECT !!!    
     
     Mahabharata 2 ? no it is the paradox that rules India where education is mere pawn in the hands of the powerful few, where a mocking bird dies of humiliation and shame is exiled for being indecent in character. The same place where bread can be eaten with blood if it give you better chance to survive in the jungle for the rule of the jungle is live to kill or be killed for living !
     
     And in such environment if one has to fight against superhuman entities that have  reserved quotas because they had to face atrocities in the last millennia then it’s a condition worst than that of a bacterium that has to oxidize shit to survive in this bad mad world.

     I also listen to those who try to justify it, they are the ones who accept cash under the table to give admissions for the seats reserved in the backward classes. The present condition is that barring select few elite institutions the government is unable fill up the existing quota of the so called deprived classes. Then they play the political gimmick of increasing the quota and justify it saying the upliftment of these classes of society is the part of the objectives of the Constitution of India.

     By my personal experience I say today the reservations should be done away with along with the need of identifying ones caste so that everyone has a level playground rather than giving the mediocre and below average a platform to rule over the rest by virtue of their birth. India needs o get out of the Mandal effect !

Monday, April 03, 2006

1000 hits !
3 raised to 1000 cheers to my viewers !

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Take a look at my new blog !
Its only for photos !!
OpticKarma !!!
You can enlarge a photograph by clicking on the photo in firefox and if you do not have firefox download it from the same site free of cost!!!!


Thursday, March 23, 2006

Hey everyone just found a new thing while you are on my site type in apurvrdx in the search bar and see the results then see your name and feel the difference the other name to try is avrosh go ahead and enjoy!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I AM BACK

Hey everyone this is me apurvrdx aka apurv rai aka unowaat etc .....
so now you'd have quicker updates and better interaction with the legend killer (thats me, associate me with any legend and its as good as dead ) so keep your eyes open even when you sleep.A post that deals with the online behaviour of some people i know is in the pipeline but on the other end and its going to be a short while short because i m on b r o a d b a n d. So watch your backs ! Is there a chhavaesque creature lurking anywhere? BYE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Hello everyone sorry for the delay but i am converting from dial up to broadband so currently the connection is dead well ive written a short story see if you like it. here is the linkhttp://apurvrdx.blogsource.com/?archive=200603. Ive even submitted it in a competition so if you like it pray that i win yes it will make a difference !
keep clickingon my ads! hehe

Saturday, January 21, 2006

All Harry Potter Fans Stand Up And Take Notice !

This is my prophecy regarding harry and voldemort ...........[think that i m going into a trance] .......lol.............I apurvrdx prophesize in the blogosphere that the last scar wherein voldemort's souls last part rests is Harry's Scar and he will die in the seventh book ending his life along with voldemorts return !!!.............aaarrrrgh .......where am i oh I completed the prophecy now let this sail through the web like a hippogriff , let it be as prominent as the dark mark itself !

Come potter maniacs send this pages info to every sally , moby, hermoine , daniel ,rupert, dick , tom ,nevin ,kevin, he-who-must-always-be-named or he-who-is-already-named-when-he-was-born that you have an email id of !

Dark times lie ahead reader you must choose between what is right [sending this pages id to atleast 100 reciepients] or what is easy [send this to only 25 people] or the death eaters are going to tell this to santa this winter!!!!!!



What piece do you play in your life ?
What piece would your best frind be ?
And what do you think he'll want you to be?
What would your enemy be ?
Life is not what you think it is and not always the way you wanted it to be !

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Are we happier than our forefathers is written by Aakash Chaturvedi who will shortly be a member of this blog.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Are We Happier than our Forefathers ?

Are We Happier than Our Forefathers ?

     Now, do you find yourself lucky to be born in the machine age, do you? Just turn around the dusty pages of time and you’ll find it all – all that you’ve ever coveted for, those-must –take-a-glimpse at least hamlets , no barking bosses , no quotidian workload ,no acrimonious peers ,no ringing cell phones and junk mails , no irksome traffic et al. All that you envy lied in their closets (read: ancestors).
     The age we live in is doubtlessly a sophisticated one and our machine civilization may soon initiate a crusade against the Almighty Himself in its insatiable thirst to trounce the fundamentals of Mother Nature but the edged sword dangling over our heads cannot be ignored. Dallying with nature is as good as inviting forces of annihilation for supper and that is exactly what the social animals seem to have done in past couple of centuries.
     All the glitz that the Google driven generation sports only forms the surface of this otherwise bleak and hypocritical society. In contrast, our ancestors actually mastered the art of living; they had a very good idea of their limits and never dared to tamper with them. They knew that a sleep can only be earned after a hard days work and eventually – they were satisfied.
     We crave for the ‘moolah’ but ultimately turn towards the spiritual gurus for gaining tranquility (which some dub as ‘Nirvana’). We have ‘it all’ but we are bereft of ‘it’.  And as ever polemical Irish author Oscar Wilde put it, “We know the price of everything, but know the value of nothing.”
     We’ve got what we craved for but have lost all we’ve had. It’s high time we try and get back to our roots or else verisimilitude of happiness will betray us at some part of lives.
     I pen all this rubbish to convince you, and if at the end of it you still feel lucky to be born in machine age – man you’re impossible!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006


My take on "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Indian isstyle!!!